I FUCKING LOVE THE HEAT

People front like they don’t like talking about the weather. I love talking about the weather, it’s not just idle chit chat or filler material for me. I begin conversations, in earnest, wanting to speak of the weather. I’m interested to know if the person’s enjoying the weather and if not, why, what’s happening in their weather world that it’s got them down?

Now that we’ve got that out of the way, I present this week’s forecast in Los Angeles:

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Record-breaking in certain parts, I add. This is perfect weather for me. Hot isn’t really until you get up over 100 degrees. Luckily, I reside on the Westside, so I have the luxury of an ocean breeze, ALWAYS.

BUT people are already starting to trip. It’s been one good week of weather since I don’t even remember when, and people are already starting to complain about how hot it is. It’s cool, I get it, I complain when it’s grey and cloudy, all I’m saying is that it’s not even that hot yet! And get used to it, anyway, this is how we die in the future.

But I don’t want to talk about all that. I CERTAINLY don’t want to think about that New York Magazine article. And the think pieces it birthed, like this one.

Instead, I’d like to talk about how I love the heat.

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It was SUPER HOT when we were in Italy last year. 

I love oppressively hot weather because it activates your body and makes you feel more alive. It’s like our climate’s become this life-threatening entity fighting against our bodies, isn’t that cool, crazy, and tragic all at once? And your body responds by doing what its learned to do through evolution, and that’s kinda cool too.

 

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We did Cancun in 2015, it was so humid-hot, insane.

Doesn’t it suck that we spend most our time in temperature-controlled bubbles? It bums me out, but hey, this is our future because we’ve completely destroyed, and continue to destroy the earth.

But hey, I don’t hate AC! I guess I’ll just have to get some more cute sweaters. I can do that, I love sweaters too.

 

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This trip to Hawaii in 2013 was soooo hot!

Anyway, big fan of the sun and the heat, I can’t wait to get more of it. Also, I’m prepared to die this way. Like, when people ask me if I’d rather die by drowning or by fire, I’d pick fire every time. Although, I guess, technically I could also die via drowning (rising sea levels and whatnot). Oh well, I can only hope I’ll be dead from some vicious disease before then. Anyway, enjoy the summer, stoked, truly. βœŒοΈ

 

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